今天刚拿到驾照，教练语重心长地跟我说，以后能不开车尽量别开

Today, I just got my driver's license. The coach told me that I would try not to drive in the future without driving

我：教练我是不是压线了 教练：你没有压线是我们画歪了。

Me: coach, did I press the line? Coach: you didn't press the line, we drew crooked.

她开着邻居家的Toyota追着日落 我开着驾校的破大众科二没过.

She drove her neighbor's Toyota after the sunset. I didn't drive the broken Volkswagen II of the driving school

倒车入库倒的不好教练让我买台轻台的车抬进去

The reversing is not good. The coach asked me to buy a light car to carry it in

教练要是小哥哥我多想去从新开始学

Coach, if I were a little brother, I would like to start again

考驾照是怎样的一种感觉，说多了都是泪

What's the feeling of driving test? It's tears when you say too much

我一直以为我冰雪聪明 直到我去考了驾照

I thought I was smart until I got my driver's license

带科三的时候我就被学员摸过腿……

I was touched by the students' legs when I was taking section 3

教练叫我上路开车不要超过。

The coach told me to drive on the road and not to exceed

不闯闯就辜负教练一片心意了

If you don't break through, you'll disappoint the coach

教练说别人的学员开车跟蚂蚁一样 我的学生开车跟开飞机一样。

The coach said that other students drive like ants, and my students drive like planes.

科三上路练车超紧张，不让低头看挡然后我不小心摸了教练大腿。

Section 3 was too nervous to practice driving on the road. I didn't let my head look down. Then I accidentally touched the coach's thigh.

说真的 生个孩子都不紧张的人 考过驾照都紧张成那样 逻辑碎了一地

Seriously, people who are not nervous about having a child are nervous about having a driver's license. The logic is broken

我驾照没下来时 教练语重心长地对我说 不行以后就买个电车开吧

When I didn't get my driver's license, the coach said no to me. After that, I'll buy a tram to drive

这文案不敢往朋友圈里发，怕教练看到

I dare not send this copy to my circle of friends for fear that the coach will see it

我:教练要加油吗，教练:不用我下去给你推

Me: coach, do you want to refuel? Coach: No, I'll go down and push you