别人都去撞南墙了心情美美哒说说，我去修南墙一定很赚钱。

Everyone else has hit the south wall. I must make a lot of money to repair the south wall.

化妆品对女人而言心情美美哒说说，是信心心情美美哒说说；对男人而言心情美美哒说说，是幻觉。

Cosmetics are confidence for women; For men, it's an illusion.

诅咒欺负我们的人，吃面条时把鼻涕吃进去。

Curse our bullies and eat their snot when they eat noodles.

生活看成像白面一样，其实不能做太多，否则面不够

Life looks like white flour. In fact, you can't do too much, otherwise the face is not enough

我讨厌的事实是，你说你想我，但你却什么都不做。

I hate the fact that you say you miss me, but you don't do anything.

某日，白素贞放了个屁，许仙恍然大悟道心情美美哒说说：“娘子，莫非你是响尾蛇。”

One day, Lady White Snake farted, and Xu Xian suddenly realized, "Lady, are you a rattlesnake?"

创新，就是把睡过两个月的床单拿起来抖抖，反过来再铺上。

Innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been slept for two months, shake them, and spread them in turn.

早知道找个女朋友这么难，我就定娃娃亲了。

If I had known it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, I would have decided on young marriage.

朋友圈发自拍不要太过分，我们可是见过面的。

Don't take selfies too much in the circle of friends, we have met before.

你愿意做我的太阳吗？那么请与我保持92955886.7公里。

Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.

幸亏长得丑，没有经历过你们撕心裂肺的爱恨情仇。

Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your heart-rending love and hate.